I Am Re-Re-Re Reviewing My Car

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 06/18/2016 at 22:07 • Filed to: None

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But this time I’m focusing on why it’s the fun Jetta that isn’t a GLI.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 06/18/2016 at 22:16

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[looks up from craigslist]

... hummm... Day 395...

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/18/2016 at 22:19

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I’m actually not on schedule!

Today was absolutely not a slow day at work, so I was unable to really get into anything.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 06/18/2016 at 22:21

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jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/18/2016 at 22:22

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That licence plate mount is absolutely hideous.

But the A7.... Hmmmmmmmmmm

Matt Nichelson > jkm7680 06/18/2016 at 22:26

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Stop trying to convince yourself that you like the Jetta and just get you an Audi already! You know that’s what you really want! No sense in trying to justify one when deep down you want the other.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 06/18/2016 at 22:26

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And they only lose 50% of their value in five years! That’s a steal for you, the savvy oppo

jkm7680 > Matt Nichelson 06/18/2016 at 22:27

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I do like the Jetta!

I also want another Audi, but no space and time to fix it constantly.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Matt Nichelson 06/18/2016 at 22:29

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He also wants a truck.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/18/2016 at 22:30

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I’d miss manual though.

Matt Nichelson > jkm7680 06/18/2016 at 22:32

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Do you? Or are you just telling yourself that?

Look, from one German car fan to another, we both know there will always be something that needs to be fixed. Ya just gotta find one that needs less fixing. I’m just trying to help ya see the light!

jkm7680 > Matt Nichelson 06/18/2016 at 22:33

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Well, I discovered it isn’t as slow as I thought it was.

If I modify it, I will like it even more.....

Matt Nichelson > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/18/2016 at 22:34

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Fuck! I thought it was just an Audi.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 06/18/2016 at 22:34

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Yeah, when I drive my wife’s car, I’ll think to myself, “This is nice, but I can’t wait to get back to either of my 5-speeds.”

Matt Nichelson > jkm7680 06/18/2016 at 22:36

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jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/18/2016 at 22:40

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Between the A6 and the Jetta, I was driving a B8.5 Allroad.

Really nice car, I still kinda didn’t miss manual, but I still kinda did.

jkm7680 > Matt Nichelson 06/18/2016 at 22:41

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That would be financially irresponsible.

Matt Nichelson > jkm7680 06/18/2016 at 22:45

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Fiiiiiine. I tried.

FoilyDoily > jkm7680 06/19/2016 at 06:41

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What kinds of mods are you thinking? We chipped our TDI JSW and beyond getting better mileage, it’s a much more responsive and quick car to drive.